Happy Saturday! Today’s post will be based on another prompt. Today’s prompt states, “She was crazy that way.”
I could not remember what my life was like without her in it. She is everything I am not, and I love her immensely for it. She’s the yin to my yang; she just completes me. I’m aware she’s not perfect, but who is? I’ve learned to live with her quirks and her craziness. It’s all endearing and makes me love her for who she truly is. There is nothing she has to hide from me. I love her just the way she is, and I know I always will.
My loyalty to her is everlasting. There is nothing in the world that would make me betray her. When a woman glances my way, I just ignore them. These loose women cannot distract me; they will not ruin my relationship. I know other women use the same shampoo as hers, yet no one’s hair will ever smell like hers. No other woman’s smile will ever make my heart skip a beat the way hers does. Despite all of our years together, I still get butterflies in my stomach right before seeing her. That’s how I know she’s the one.
No one will ever love her as much as me, and she knows it. I always make sure she never feels neglected or taken for granted. I often write her love letters. Throughout the years, I’ve had to be a bit more crafty to find original places for her to find them, but she always finds them. Men, take note: romance is key to a successful relationship like mine. Women love being on the receiving end of romantic gestures, even if they’re not the romantic type. Make sure you make her feel that she’s the only woman in the world, and I guarantee she will be yours forever.
I write this because today our lives will change forever. We are going to meet our friends for dinner. The ring in my pocket feels like it weighs a ton. I am just dying to see the ring on her finger. I can just imagine how envious I’m about to make her friends. She’s going to love it!! I’m going to do it right before dinner too, in order to ensure she can bask in all the attention from our friends and other diners for as long as possible.
As soon as I walk in, I spot all of our friends and it’s like there’s a spotlight exactly where she stands. God, she’s so beautiful! As soon as she spots me, she knows I’m up to something. She can see right through me. I’m so stupid to think I can pull a fast one on her. I’m the love of her life; of course she knows I’m onto something! Her eyes widen as I get down on one knee in front of her. She starts to frantically yell out to her friends to call 9-1-1. She says something about me violating the restraining order or something. She’s so funny! It’s another reason I love her so much, she has such a wonderful sense of humor. I’m still laughing as they put handcuffs on me and arrest me. She’s just crazy that way.